Today, through watching the horribly cheesy and boring movie, "Return of The Dragon," I have discovered that Bruce Lee is some sexy stuff. I also learned only minutes later that Bruce Lee died a horrible "death by misadventure" (thanks, wikipedia). My hopes soared and came crashing down again all in a matter of seconds! If only Shelby were here to pick me back up.
"Return of The Dragon" is such a hokey movie only the eye candy of Bruce Lee makes it worth half-watching as I type this right now (that and the fact that I am waiting on some delicious pizza and have reason to stay put!). Shelby just let me know that Bruce Lee's Chinese name is Li Xiao Long, which means "Rittle Dragon"! Har har. He looks more like a big dragon to me. Ho ho! That little asian lady of his is making me incredibly jealous. I want to speak dubbed sweet nothings into his ear! Alas, I am forced to live a life fulfilled only by my fantasies.
Fetishes:
Kung Fu Asian men on the silver screen
Red headed ladies from the south
1 comment:
I'm touched that you chose the most flattering picture of me you could find.
Stuff White People Like told me that Bruce Lee is one of two Azn men that white women are attracted to. I forgot the other dude, I was dumbstruck by my Li Xiao Long admiration.
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